A simile is like a pair of eyeglasses, one side sees this, one side sees that, the device brings them together.

Distraction serves evil more than any other mental state.

I write to shed my tears.

Life is a game where fair players are winners! But as for the "injury causers", "red-card" sees their end off!

Love is not everything ... It is only when we are young that we think it is.

Indifference to all the refinements of life--it's really shocking. Just Calvinism, that's all. Calvinism without the excuse of Calvin's theology.

A lot of people think my sarcasm comes from insecurity and defensiveness, but I assure you I'm just being petty and cruel.

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove

Don't appear so scholarly, pray. Humanize your talk, and speak to be understood.

I woke up one day and I realized I wasn't born beautiful, but my wife was, so I decided to make a horror film about it: what it would be like to be born beautiful.

No one can be trusted who isn't thrilled with himself at least now and then.