A sincere compliment is always grateful to a lady, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

In the wilderness, our faith is tested, and God faithfulness is manifested.

You know you’re dealing with a numpty when her saving grace is that she didn’t help to cover up a murder.

Perhaps one of the most important accomplishments of my administration has been minding my own business.

Newspapers write about other newspapers with circumspection, ... about themselves with awe, and only after mature reflection.

I'm for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.

When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?

Satisfaction isn't so much getting what you want as wanting what you have.

Liberty consists in doing what one desires.

We will make yogurt with all kinds of nutritious elements. We want to provide nutrition to the poor and children.

I think the greatest curse of American society has been the idea of an easy millennialism -- that some new drug, or the next election or the latest in social engineering will solve everything.