A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

You are very kind, " he said. "Very wrong, but very kind.

Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

Somedays the line I walk turns out to be straight - Other days the line tends to deviate.

What doesn't kill men makes them stronger. What doesn't kill women makes men breakfast.

An agnostic is a doubter. The word is generally applied to those who doubt the verity of accepted religious creeds of faiths.

As a Christian, I am responsible for the furniture of my mind.

We never deceive people to benefit them, for knavery is a compound of wickedness and falsehood.

Sorrow is properly that state of the mind in which our desires are fixed upon the past without looking forward to the future.

How fast were you?" Wes asked me. I said, "Not that fast." "You mean you couldn't... fly?" he said, smiling at me.

The writer presents himself to the blank page not with an open passport but an open heart.