A six mile meteorite cannot compare with a culinary cataclysm of this magnitude.

All the friends in the world are in the fountain of a pen.

My face is rather like a collision waiting to happen: head-on I can be borne, but turn sideways, and it is all calamity.

Swearing is a currency the countryside spends well.

No one needs Independence. We all just need tea and air conditioners.

I don't talk ill about people I don't know, " said Bartleby. "I only disparage them in silence and hope they die.

The old who refuse to die merely on principle live on forever, to hate life and complain of all the things they could have been spared had they the good sense to die young.

We come by aurora, with a heavy and sovereign tread, with the might of matriarchs to furnish our shoulders, with the apricity of light to crown our heads

And the matron sighed over the destiny of ladies in good society, whose moral judgement led them to love unabashedly and whose depravity led them to pay for it.

The greatest ugliness in the world is seeing so beautiful a creature spoil themselves on stupidity.

The skies gave way to the full ascendence of morning and clouds skittered across the expanse, the variations on a nebulous theme woven on a celestial loom.

Phaedra looked across the water and her eyes met Lucian’s. Their needs came second. It came from the privilege of being tr

May you find a new path in your travel.

And you know what the worst thing was?The worst thing was that nobody ever believed how hard we tried.

Summer flings always seemed amazing in movies, though that might be because the leading man did not ever call his romantic interest "dude.

The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.

I'm carrying a gun, and there's usually a corpse, so I think that may have something to do with it.

Two sparrows on one Ear of Corn make an ill agreement.

You can't live a positive life with a negative mind.

Rocky Marciano had such guts and heart. He was something special.

Just because you couldn't do it yesterday doesn't mean you can't do it today.