A sloth once whispered in my ear and told me that when he is clinging to branches he closes his eyes and imagines that he's still a baby holding on to his mama.

Every move a sloth makes is with purpose, which is more than most of us can say about 90% of the time.

The point of sloths is to bring a sense of wonder, magic, and happiness to all other species. Did you know that every other animal's favorite animal is the sloth?

Footballers are going on strike? When can they start?

Sloths actually are like furry living ecosystems all by themselves! Algae grows on their fur and they are also home to "sloth moths" who call them home and drink their tears.

Because sloths' metabolisms are so slow, they don't exhibit many external signs of stress and it can be hard to determine their mood.

Some people think their fingers are toes or claws, but they're actually finger bones.

Sloths have low metabolisms, so they have to move slowly in order to conserve energy. However, they aren't aimless or "lazy" and they actually move around quite a lot - just very, very slowly.

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Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure

When I can't sleep I count the buckles on my straightjacket.

If wars in the future are to be prevented the nations must be united in their determination to keep the peace under law.

You could say singing is in our genes. Both our parents sang and made up songs constantly.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

I grew up studying music. I went to conservatory.

My only sanction is the love and affection in which you hold me. But it has its weaknesses, as it has its strengths.

Forget the past and live in the present hour. Now is the time to work, the time to fill The soul with noblest thoughts, the time to will.

A few times in my life I've had moments of clarity where the silence drowns out the noise and I can feel rather than think.