A smile is a facelift that's in everyone's price range!

I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose.

About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.

What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

I wouldn't mind the rat race - if the rats would lose once in a while.

If you spend all of your time racing ahead to the future, you're liable to discover you've left a great present behind.

The waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

Happiness doesn't depend on how much you have to enjoy, but how much you enjoy what you have.

A man who wants to imitate the life of a woman will invariably do some mischief

Nature intends all men and women to be mental and spiritual giants, and does not intend that any one should follow the will of another.

I found out if you're a funny guy, a lot of people like you.

The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.

Never become too good at something you hate, they'll make you do it the rest of your life.

They's making it worse, the labor movement got the mafia curse.

Allow me to explain how my whole life has prepared me for this moment. I am used to girls screaming, and your screams – will be sweeter than another’s cries of love.

I look upon life as a gift from God. I did nothing to earn it. Now that the time is coming to give it back, I have no right to complain.

The birth of the reader must be at the cost of the death of the Author.

Cultivate the heart to raise a harvest of Truth, Righteousness, Peace and Love. This crop has to be raised in your heart and should be shared with others.