A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.

One thing you’ll say for skeletons, they’ll always give you a smile.

The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer.

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

We have truth in order not to die of art.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

Dreams always end before you kill the last person.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

Sanity’s a virginity of the mind

Tell me what you want" he [Warner] says desperately. "Tell me what to do, " he says, "and I'll do it.

Nature time and patience are the three great physicians.

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.

There's such a gulf between yourself and who you were then, but people speak to that other person and it answers; it's like having a stranger as a house guest in your skin.

It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.

As riches grow, care follows, and a thirst For more and more.

Her little ring is a little thing, but its all I could afford Now she's mine, all mine till the day I die, and I never wanted nothin' more

For many people, politics in Brussels and Strasbourg might as well be happening on another planet.

Mrs. Robinson is a little dated now, but it has nothing to do with Joe DiMaggio.

I write what I write.