A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

The Compound Effect is the principle of reaping huge rewards from a series of small, smart choices

The hardest thing of all is when pain is hidden behind a mask of calm.

The only thing you should force in a golf swing is the club back in the bag.

I don't feel the need for unusual or glamorous foods like caviar, and I tend more towards ordinary, satisfying food.

I didn't take many penalties but I never missed one. You just need to stick to your plan.

The truth is the most important part of being impeccable with your word...Only the truth will set us free.

When there's trouble in a family, it tends to show up in the weakest member. And all the other members of the family know that. They make allowances for the one in trouble.

Every sport needs its temple, its cathedral.

Glenn Gould was my hero. Glenn Gould was my idol. I loved him.

The whole world is incapable of judging either right or wrong. but it is certain that actionless action can judge both right and wrong.