A sobering thought: what if right at this very moment I am living up to my full potential?

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

If your eyes are blinded with your worries you cannot see the beauty of the sunset.

Great grief does not of itself put an end to itself.

I actually like taking a mic and plugging it into an amp and giving it to a kid to see what they do, 'cause they flip out. They're way more in touch with their voices than we give them credit for.

Jail is much easier on people who have nothing.

To overcome stress you have to find out something. You've got to do some research and homework. You need to find out who you are today.

A powerful programming language is more than just a means for instructing a computer to perform tasks. The language also serves as a framework within which we organize our ideas about processes.

God really meant it when He said, 'Seek FIRST the kingdom of God.'

I don't like being shouted at.

No kind of sensation is keener and more active than that of pain its impressions are unmistakable.

Difference is the beginning of synergy.