A spirit cannot soar with only one wing.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Can’t count on no miracles. Sometimes, you just got to have a plan.

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure.

I've learned that I can't have a packed work schedule and a packed social schedule and a packed personal life I need to just have time to myself to sit and breathe and unwind.

Patriotism is the passion of fools and the most foolish of passions.

Wikipedia works because those who know the truth are usually more numerous and committed than those who believe in a falsehood.

We were making the future and hardly any of us troubled to think what future we were making. And here it is!

Indeed you did your best...I hope that it may be long before you find yourself in such a tight corner again between two such terrible old men. ~ Gandalf to Pippin

The fact is, the media never gets off the interstate unless there's a major explosion.

Page one of any economic plan to get America working is to give a pink slip to the current resident in the White House.

The man who lives beside the water hole does not dream of thirst.