A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Religion isn't the cause of wars, it's the excuse.

Call them from their houses, and teach them to dream.

And government's only role is to secure our rights for us.

There is a great Field-Marshal, my friend, who arrays our battalions; Let us to Providence trust, and abide and work in our stations.

There are people whose faces assume an unaccustomed beauty and majesty the moment they cease to look out of their eyes.

I think what you study and what you believe in has an influence in the way you live.

... Let us risk the wildest places, Lest we go down in comfort, and despair.

I gave the album [You're Under Arrest] to Quincy Jones and he loved "D Train". We couldn't call it "D Train"; it's called "MDI/Something's On Your Mind/MD2". That's on the album.

What the [James] Monroe Doctrine stated, in effect, is that the US should dominate the hemisphere.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.