A sponge sees everything? A sponge sees nothing.

Put good energy out. Get good energy back.

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.

Nevermind what you normally would do. Just cough up your goddam buck like everyone else.

Hey, any time you're throwing bodies over board it is to save yourself.

I don’t like gambling very much. I don’t like being at the mercy of those little white squares that roll around and decide whether you win or lose. I like to have the say-so myself.

Everyone that ever met me has been in love with me.

Music rots when it gets too far from the dance. Poetry atrophies when it gets too far from music.

Money cannot buy but can save life.

I almost gave my life long ago for a thingThat has gone to dust now, stinging my eyes—It is strange how often a heart must be brokenBefore the years can make it wise.

My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.

You know what's a savvy business move? Making a profit.

My alma mater was books, a good library.

I think that conservatism as we understand it is coming under great strain during the era of Trump.

Although a man may have no jurisdiction over the fact of his existence, he can hold supreme command over the meaning of existence for him.

When God writes our names in the 'Lamb's Book of Life' He doesn't do it with an eraser handy. He does it for eternity.

Hide not thy poison with such sugar'd words