A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

Help someone, you earn a friend. Help someone too much, you make an enemy.

I don't have any expensive habits. I'm not a car collector or any of that nonsense. But I'd love to be incredibly wealthy for no reason at all.

Men are more accountable for their motives, than for anything else; and primarily, morality consists in the motives, that is in the affections.

In short, is not liberty the freedom of every person to make full use of his faculties, so long as he does not harm other persons while doing so?

I used to be absolutely addicted to the gym and I do still love it.

When we began Starbucks, what I wanted to try to do was to create a set of values, guiding principles, and culture.

Moon, plum blossoms, this, that, and the day goes

I don't really get recognised very much.

Thrice happy's the wooing that's not long adoing. So much time is saved in the billing and cooing.

We're looking at a quandary here where Bernie's [Sanders] the winner on a moral and even a political basis. He's made history, and she's the winner on the mathematical basis.