A statesman who is enamored of existing evils as distin-quished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I've never ridden a hog. I only have sport bikes. But that's basically how I get around L.A. Because traffic is horrendous.

Most men know what they hate, few what they love.

What business is it of yours where I'm from, friendo?

For charity purposes, how do I help? A lot of prospective levers and tools have come into my life.

If I were an antiquarian, I would have eyes only for old stuff, but I am a historian. Therefore, I love life.

I truly have a great love for an audience, and I used to want to prove it to them by giving them blood.

Once you live in New York, you can't live anywhere else. Living in Paris is like going in slow motion. It's so bourgeois. I get so bored.

You were her way here, and it's a dangerous thing to be a door.

Play enables us to rearrange our capacities and our very identity so that they can be used in unforeseen ways

The selfish spirit of commerce, which knows no country, and feels no passion or principle but that of gain.