A statesman who shakes the fruit trees of his neighbors - to dislodge the worms.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

None of us deserve God's forgiveness. The Bible says to forgive because God forgave us. It doesn't say anything about deserving it or even asking for it.

I take pride in the fact that you are able to make some good contributions to the sport at certain times.

Reality itself is [made up of] chance processes linked to sets of rules - this is what drives the world, the universe, and just about anything a human being can imagine.

Man's rank is his power to uplift.

Golf is a game of precision, not strength.

I usually don't get this pretty at 3 o'clock.

There are times when you have to face your enemies, sit down and deal with it.

Starting a business is like riding a wave between life and death. If you can hang on long enough, you're bound to succeed

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge.

If, with the nation watching, three black women at three different levels can't get justice... for this community, you tell me where you're going to get it in our country.