A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.

When I go see a performer, I don't go to criticize. I just go to be entertained. I don't go to give advice; I just go to enjoy.

You hold one feather tightly in your hand, close your eyes and concentrate. The location of the other feather will appear in your mind and the magic will take you there.

Oh, my darling, why is it that love makes me hate the world? It's supposed to have quite the opposite effect. I feel as though all mankind, and God, too, were in a conspiracy against us.

As a Christian, you ought to be less concerned about where God is bringing you out from, rather, focus on where He's taking you to.

Everybody in politics lies.

He would have scored a touchdown if he hadn't been tackled right there.

This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk.

Ultimately, your theme will find you. You don't have to go looking for it.

Hidden nature is secret God.

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't be afraid to impersonate a SNL star.

Some people have low susceptibility to advertising and marketing techniques. These are the people who aren't interested in money. Material acquisition does not serve their need for the power process.