A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.

Death is not in the nature of things

Dancing on the edge is the only place to be.

Being a mother and grandmother is the best of the best in my life. My grandchildren multiply the joy my daughters bring me.

I was born with a natural gift. My mother recognized the talent.

There is a film called 'A Separation.' If you see it playing, go see it. It's beautiful. It's so well written and the acting is amazing. It's one of those films that you would love to be a part of.

There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was on.

Most of the people are no thicker than Formica, yet they hunger obscurely for some continuity with the place and with each other.

We shall have to work like lions, keeping the ideal before us, without caring whether "the wise ones praise or blame us".

When I hear of the destruction of a species, I feel just as if all the works of some great writer have perished.

Now the baby's in the trash heap balling.