A thing of beauty is a job forever.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Just imagine the silence in the world, if people talked only what they knew

Courage is the most important of all virtues because without it we can't practice any other virtue with consistency.

To sensible men every day is a day of reckoning.

I rarely get recognised. It's always a shock when someone notices me. I always think they must be confusing me with someone else.

I've never wanted to be part of an inner circle of any scene. I've always been an outsider looking to question and subvert.

I feel like I have to avoid certain thrift store-isms, having been known for the thrift store paintings. It's like I have to not paint that way.

I think it's the best thing I've ever done. I think it's realistic, and it's true to the me that has been developing over the years. I like first-person music.

Prayer is a very precious medicine, one that certainly helps and never fails, if you will only use it.

Cartoons have always been an enjoyment to me... a relaxation... I get my ideas from everyday events.

Where there is so much racket there must be something out of kilter.