A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The deeper we dig into our field the more we know about its details

Those who are not grateful soon begin to complain of everything.

The trouble with dying...is that you don't get to see how everything turns out. You won't know the ending.

One must lose one's life to find it.

The Gospel is like a caged lion. It does not need to be defended, it just needs to be let out of its cage.

Be a gentleman farmer.

Truth is the summit of being.

How dreadful knowledge of the truth can be when there's no help in truth!

Coltrane had a sax, Dale Earnhardt drives a race car and everybody has their tools.

On at least four separate occasions and recorded in the four Gospels the Lord Jesus called His disciples to deny their soul life, deliver it to death, and then to follow Him.