A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,' but now I'm going to keep going.

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

You need contradictions to make an ideal.

Some problems are imaginary and not real.

Each time you turn your life issues over to God and allow Him to lead, you build trust in Him.

For me, success to me is waking up and doing what you're doing every day, whatever that looks like to me.

God told me if I painted that mountain enough, I could have it.

No man is born without faults.

A man who has bought a theory will fight a vigorous rearguard action against the facts.

Like the man says, there's no problems, only solutions.

Birth and death are not two different states, but they are different aspects of the same state.

We criticize people for not giving us what we ourselves are afraid to ask for.