A true friend will see you through when others see that you are through.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Everyone has a past, but that's just it--it's in the past. You can learn from it, but you can't change it.

It's continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as you've got a good work ethic and a sense of humor, I don't think anybody can become too much of an egoist under those circumstances.

My beauty icons are women whose images are self-created.

He did say I fascinated him, but he really should have clarified to me that I was just the fascination for the day.

I still remember the five points of salesmanship: attention, interest, conviction, desire and close.

The price we sell things for is not important. What is important is we sell art that has to be replaced. You become good in art by doing art. The more you sell, the more you must produce.

I was in college for two years, and just hated it in the '60s.

Thermonuclear fusion is an absolute requirement, for the preservation of the human species.

True revival can only be ignited by God, but God will always move through men.

Without pay, no human being will work up to their ability if he or she is not cared for and respected.