A true gentleman doesn’t prefer blondes. A true gentleman doesn’t have any preferences whatsoever.

I believe that laughter is the best emotional Band-Aid in the world. It's like nature's Neosporin.

Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.

As an actor, the biggest compliment you can get, in my book is for someone to believe that you're the character.

My favorite character on Friends was Joey, because we're both actors. I always thought that was so cool.

I find the earth to be a place of misery in which I am surrounded by the conformity that kills society.

The phone's not ringing off the hook, but that's ok by me. I feel very fortunate, work to me has become a kind of hobby.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

Work to me has become kind of a hobby. I was a part of something that gave me financial independence and the rent is paid. Now it's just about projects that turn me on.

I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.

When there's writing that you really trust, it's very freeing as an artist.

Do what you can while you can.

Be a good witness by the way you live. The way we live is often more convincing than the words we say.

The Union, which can alone insure internal peace, and external security to each State, Must and Shall be Preserved, cost what it may in time, treasure, and blood.

I’m not interested in meeting management today… I’m more interested in finding out how a person has behaved in the past.

Her best friend was gone and nobody understood that no amount of makeup, fresh air or shopping was going to fill the hole in her heart.

Every man is a revolutionist concerning the thing he understands. For example, every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it, and consequently a revolutionist.

How are the eyes?' 'Oh, excellent,' he said. 'I mean, they're not in my head is the only problem.

Whenever you say 'yes' to anything, there is less of you for something else. Make sure your 'yes' is worth the less.

I do think in the present state of both the Church and society we have a long way to go toward accepting and loving others that look or act differently than we do.

Death is like a mirror in which the true meaning of life is reflected.