A true teacher does not terrorize ignorant students, because a true teacher knows that it is his job to cure ignorance.

I eat death threats for breakfast!

Handbags, I don't at all like them because they occupy my hands. My hands always have to be ready in case I need to slap somebody.

When someone told me, 'Ang ganda mo' I answered 'Sana ikaw rin.'

I shall be honored to go to jail. Under a dictatorship, the detention cell is a place of honor.

I will jump headfirst from a helicopter in Luneta if Estrada gets removed from power.

Life is a consequence of our moral choices.

Since we all know that death is inevitable, I don't really see the difference between dying now and dying a decade later. So if I'm threatened with assassination, I welcome it!

The Dalai Lama has taught me that the best way to live life is to try and avoid desire. Desire is really the basic source of unhappiness.

Research shows that when women are empowered as political leaders, countries often experience higher standards of living with positive developments in education, infrastructure, and health care.

What makes me angry is when people know what is right but have, over the years, attuned themselves to the fact that what they're doing, stealing money from government, is acceptable.

I have no plans for a future Jemima Shore mystery, but would write one tomorrow if a good idea came to me.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

One often makes music to supplement one's world.

I had been anxious and depressed for years and suddenly I was deeply at peace.

The most fundamental form of human stupidity is forgetting what we were trying to do in the first place.

Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from $10 thousand dollars to $25 thousand. What's next, a health care plan?

No war or battle sound Was heard the world around.

I get hired by companies to hack into their systems and break into their physical facilities to find security holes. Our success rate is 100%; we've always found a hole.

Life is too sweet and too short to express our affection with just our thumbs. Touch is meant for more than a keyboard.

Allah's plan is better than your dreams.