A trustee is held to something stricter than the morals of the market place. Not honesty alone, but the punctilio of an honor the most sensitive, is then the standard of behavior.

We are what we believe we are.

There is an accuracy that defeats itself by the overemphasis of details. I often say that one must permit oneself and quite advisedly and deliberately a certain margin of misstatement.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

When a solipsist dies ... everything goes with him.

No friend had I made there, but I wasn't with this group to make friends, and besides, he sneered too much. I've found that people who sneer are almost always sneering at me.

If you consulted your business experiences instead of your ugly individualistic philosophy, you would know that believing in himself is one of the commonest signs of a rotter.

It was a hot afternoon and I can still remember the smell of honeysuckle all along the street. How can I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle?

He particularly liked about making students safe for ideas, not ideas safe for students.

George Jessel’s newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the town’s paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka.

My New Obsession... is YOUR DESTRUCTION!!

The way to grow grand is not: to demand. In life's every field you are what you yield.

And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.