A vacation trip is one-third pleasure, fondly remembered, and two-thirds aggravation, entirely forgotten.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess.

It's not right for one friend to do all the giving and the other to do all the taking: that's not read friendship.

I don't feel famous and I didn't want my autobiography to be like a Paris Hilton story.

I don't usually purge myself by writing anything about any type of quote, so-called, relationships.

I think there's always a lesson you can learn from any situation.

For the Lord hath in no place forbidden mirth.

You can't chop down a symmetry

If you want to have more, you have to become more.

England is the paradise of women, the purgatory of men, and the hell of horses.

I don't think about taking a risk. I think about how far can I go. How can I make myself. What are the risks I must create.