A victim of the use of water as a beverage.

Govern wisely, and as little as possible

Do right and risk the consequences.

A leader is someone who helps improve the lives of other people or improve the system they live under.

Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas

Texas will again lift it's head and stand among the nations. It ought to do so, for no country upon the globe can compare with it in natural advantages.

In the name of the constitution of Texas, which has been trampled upon, I refuse to take this oath. I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her.

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.

I humble myself before God, and there the list ends.

Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has ever blessed my vision!

I am aware that in presenting myself as the advocate of the Indians and their rights, I shall stand very much alone.

There have been man-on-the-street interviews for years, but insulting people is not that funny to me.

Love is more than an emotion, it is a decision.

I very much believe in the collective work and the team dynamic.

Romance is the douche of the bourgeoisie.

I can read your body language like a conversation

Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.

My morals went when the president got oral.

How great in number are the little minded men

'Butch Cassidy' was the only film I ever enjoyed making.

In religion, you obey because God is useful. In Christianity, you obey because God is beautiful.