A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

When a wolf is hungry it befriends sheep.

Now is your time. Go for it! It is never too late, or too early, to begin living the adventures of which you have always dreamed.

To ease another’s heartache is to forget one’s own.

Forget mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it. Today is your lucky day.

This is a great tool for students as the book gets right to the heart of learning how to learn and engaging your whole brain.

I played music all through school and I kind of performed that way.

He is safe who admits no one to his confidence.

I'm fond of anything that comes from the sea, and that includes sailors.

When I really want to be soothed and reminded of why people bother to fiddle with sentences, I often read poetry.

Let no one ignorant of Mathematics enter here.