A wedding invitation is sent by people who have been saying "Do we have to ask them?" to people whose first response is "How much do you think we have to spend on them?"

Most people who work at home find they do not have the benefit of receptionists who serve as personal guards

If it's against state law, it's generally considered a breach of Etiquette.

Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers.

It's far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

The family dinner table is the cornerstone of civilization and those who 'graze' from refrigerators or in front of the television sets are doomed to remain in a state of savagery.

Ideological differences are no excuse for rudeness.

We are born charming fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

If you can't be kind, at least be vague.

When virtues are pointed out first, flaws seem less insurmountable.

Society cannot exist without etiquette ... It never has, and until our own century, everybody knew that.

Be careful what you look for and expect in life, because you will either find it or create it.

That's one of our biggest problems, it's always somebody else's fault instead of our own fault.

In the act of giving lies the expression of my aliveness.

Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick.

The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine.

Try to write poems at least one person in the room will hate.

When I die India will be found engraved on my heart.

Some like to start from the inside and then go to the outside. I'm the other type of actor. First, I have to know how my character looks, how he walks, how he drives, how he eats.

The greatest movies are the ones you want to watch again and again.

You have to sow before you can reap. You have to give before you can get.