A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

To fail is to not try at all.

Never abandon widows, widowers and orphans.

One thing I can say about George... he may not be able to keep a job, but he's not boring.

I love Chicago, but I didn't think I had enough soul to be a Cubs fan.

I like playing with a popular cliché and making it my own by half-embracing it, half-disemboweling it.

For we did not and do not wish the Temple to be placed in any servitude except that which is fitting.

Japan, Europe, [and] America probably [are] better than last year [2015], not China.

We call my son's role in the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy Sean's little independent movie.

Childhood may have periods of great happiness, but it also has times that must simply be endured. Childhood at its best is a form of slavery tempered by affection.

What luxury would I take to a desert island? A mirror. It's true. I'd miss me.