A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

A wise man loves any kind of work, be it spiritual, physical or intellectual

Do what you love, and the money will come. And if it doesn't, you won't care, because you'll be happy.

Never mistake legibility for communication.

Skin to skinSalt on your skinWave after wave An eruption of emotions.

The day you stop learning more about yourself is the day you die.

Let no feeling of discouragement prey upon you, and in the end you are sure to succeed.

Let me say with a Georgia accent that we cannot solve this problem if it requires a diplomatic passport to claim the rights of an American citizen.

In plain Truth, it is no Want, but rather Abundance that creates Avarice.

No longer will you be a weird Robinson Crusoe, imprisoned on an island of night surrounded by oceans of death.

A little black girl yearns for the blue eyes of a little white girl, and the horror at the heart of her yearning is exceeded only by the evil of fulfillment