A wise man once asked me, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I thought for a minute, then I slapped him across the face. That got him off my back.

I am a God-fearing man. In fact, I don't go to church because I'm afraid I'll run into him there.

It's important to watch what you eat. Otherwise, how are you going to get it into your mouth ?

The media "could not be policed from without and had to be policed from within.

I made myself famous by writing 'songs' and lyrics about the beauty of the things I did and ugliness, too.

Fond as we are of our loved ones, there comes at times during their absence an unexplained peace.

The world you live in is 100 percent your own responsibility. If you don't like your world, it doesn't work to say, "Well, it's my mother's fault. She taught me how to think."

I prefer to speak of 'interdimensionals' rather than 'extraterrestrials' because the latter has connotations of 'little green men' and all the other cliché responses. Nor does it tell the full story.

When you look at the brain regions associated with picking up data from the body, a huge amount of the brain is devoted to picking up information from the lips and tongue.

Every Librarian is a highly trained agent. An expert in intelligence, counterintelligence, Boolean searching, and hand-to-hand combat.

Poetry is good for unleashing images.

Come on, baby, light my fire. Try to set the night on fire.

Human life may be regarded as a succession of frontispieces. The way to be satisfied is never to look back.