A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

We too often forget that not only is there 'a soul of goodness in things evil, ' but very generally also, a soul of truth in things erroneous.

Life is like a little book written With a whole lot of surprise.Spell a word that doesn´t fit inAnd that´s a spell in desguise.

The repentance we are called to is about choosing one audience over another.

The whole thing was like a nine-month ocean voyage to which you never got acclimatized.

I love my jazz hands!

I see you're leaving me and taking up with the enemy, the cold comfort of the in-between, a little less than a human being.

To get rid of anger you can change the situation or change how you think about the situation.

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

We only see in a lifetime a dozen faces marked with the peace of a contented spirit.

Caring for veterans shouldn’t be a partisan issue. It should an American one.