A woman always has her revenge ready.

It is not only for what we do that we are held responsible, but also for what we do not do.

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.

Love is a great master. It teaches us to be what we never were.

I assure you, an educated fool is more foolish than an uneducated one.

I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart.

People spend most of their lives worrying about things that never happen.

I hate all men, the ones because they are mean and vicious, and the others for being complaisant with the vicious ones.

Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend.

Folk whose own behavior is most ridiculous are always to the fore in slandering others.

A husband is a plaster that cures all the ills of girlhood.

You attract poverty when you lack value for time

Deb shoots Deano a hard look and grits her teeth so hard she snaps the end of her cigar which flies out the window.Mac orders, “Deb, stop!”Deb says, “It’s just a scratch. I’ll worry about it later.

George Kimble said, 'The only thing dark about Africa is our ignorance of it.' So let's start shedding light on this amazing eclectic continent that has so much to offer.

There is no economic imperative that will condemn us to deplete our vital resource base, but neither is there an invisible hand that will prevent us from doing so.

There is nothing more joyful to me than hearing a live audience laugh. Especially when I planned it that way!

Succeeding is not really a life experience that does that much good. Failing is a much more sobering and enlightening experience.

I want women to have all the opportunities that they aspire to.

If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.

I think I can safely say that nobody understands Quantum Mechanics.

Nobody has a right now to say that the Hindus are not liberal to a fault.