A woman can do anything she wants as long as she doesn't do anything she wants! She can go anywhere she likes as long as she stays put!

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor

Military intelligence is a meaningless phrase because the two words are mutually exclusive.

A lawyer's relationship to justice and wisdom is on a par with a piano tuner's relationship to a concert. He neither composes the music, nor interprets it-he merely keeps the machinery running.

Unemployed writers have muses. Employed writers just sweat.

Nobody's ever satisfied until they've been dead a good week.

My husband believed that all women who want to should be free, equal, independent, creative, well informed, and lead stimulating, interesting lives. Except me.

People of character don’t allow the environment to dictate their style.

Tell people the truth, they laugh. The truth is so tragic they have to pretend it's a joke.

Beware the beguiled, they do their own beguiling.

Fortunately, like all good things, Christmas Day does come to an end.

Don't need a magic carpet to soar or wings to fly. I simply close my eyes and place my soul against the sky.

We always need a sound reason to move on, and we always pretend to have it.

You can get your time and your life under control only to the degree to which you discontinue lower-value activities.

Great stories build relationships and make people care. Those two things are necessary to change anything.

I hate books they teach us only to talk about what we do not know.

I act with my gut instincts.

The best thing in business is to follow your gut. If a decision is not sitting well with you, don't just make it.

My background was producing and writing and performing in television when I started out, and I really missed that, that whole creative process that comes from sort of 'me' storytelling.

I think we invent jargon because it saves times talking to one-another.

The power of association is stronger than the power of beauty; therefore, the power of association is the power of beauty.