A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.

People don't want to hear the truth, they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy. And then when they get caught up in it, they start being in denial because they don't want to be wrong.

I have nothing to do with racism in America; it was here when I got here.

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them graham crackers.

If your hair is relaxed, white people are relaxed. If your hair is nappy, they're not happy.

People in America worship money, and a white man's face on a green piece of paper does not make me wealthy. My health makes me wealthy. I used to work at a hospital, so I know the real deal.

White people are very good at acting like they're not racist. They deserve an Academy Award for that.

Listen, we've got one little ol' black president, and white folks are upset, but they've had 43.

Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'

If you have money and you have fame, but you don't have any confidence in your blackness, then it's all for nothing.

I guess this is a message for those of you who contemplate permanent solutions to temporary problems. You never know what could be coming in the future. There is so much music you've yet to hear.

Horses were never wrong. They always did what they did for a reason, and it was up to you to figure it out.

A butler in an English household should, however, be English, and as much like an archbishop as possible.

The best of life is the exercise of ingenuity-in design, in finance, in flying, in business.

The Indians and Pakistanis are literally brothers.

I'm pampered like you wouldn't believe.

In politics, an absurdity in public business is going into it.

'I have chosen you!' Keep that note of greatness in your creed. It is not that you have got God but that He has got you.

Older people sit down and ask, 'What is it?' but the boy asks, 'What can I do with it?'.

And children know, Instinctive taught, the friend and foe.