A woman findeth in her last lover much of her first love; but a man seeth his next-to-the-last love, alway.

Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

Don't make the body do what the spirit does best, and don't put a big load on the spirit that the body could easily carry.

Consider your goal like a war to win and use whatever strategies you know to win

You know, I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman.

And the Republican Party especially associates the market with the idea of progress, goodness, family, and points us toward the mall as an answer to all our personal dreams.

The internet must be used to maximise open communication and we should encourage the expansion of its use.

The gentleman is solid mahogany; the fashionable man is only veneer.

What is here a right towards men, is a duty towards the Creator.

I do believe there's good in all of us, even if it's layered over so thickly.

Red roses for young lovers. French beans for longstanding relationships