A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts the lover afore words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first-born baby, and assures him of a mother's love.

Favoritism manifests itself in all departments of government, public and private. It is the harder to avoid, because it is so natural.

Life ain't all beer and skittles.

Punctuality is the soul of business.

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success.

Mules and human jackasses are proverbially stubborn.

Wise men, like wine, are best when old; pretty women, like bread, are best when young.

The bee, though it finds every rose has a thorn, comes back loaded with honey from his rambles; and why should not other tourists do the same?

A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.

The happiness of every country depends upon the character of its people, rather than the form of its government.

If you have a thrust to make at your friend's expense, do it gracefully, it is all the more effective. Some one says the reproach that is delivered with hat in hand is the most telling.

(Reply on what constitutes scientific proof:)"The question is much too difficult for me.

I've never played for a draw in my life.

The greatest enemies of success and happiness are negative emotions of all kinds.

A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.

Aristotle dines when it seems good to King Philip, but Diogenes when he himself pleases.

Hillary Clinton has been a disaster as a senator. A disaster.

People think they will wake up one day and I'll be gone. But I'm never going away.

I love all beauteous things, I seek and adore them

Science Fiction is a branch of children's literature.

It's not just philosophy, not just words; it's knowing how the mind functions; only then can you develop loving-kindness; only then can you become a spiritual person.