A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

The future can never lie about the past. In the end, you will see the beginning.

Everyone has the abbility to hurt. It's the choice that matters.

We must not expect simple answers to far-reaching questions. However far our gaze penetrates, there are always heights beyond which block our vision.

Composers are always going back to the past.

Laws exist in every state that make animal cruelty a crime. Horse slaughter is simply another form of animal abuse.

There is no faith like the faith of a builder of homes in coastal Louisiana

Stopping thought also involves shifting your values. Thought is stimulated by ideas that we have about life and the world.

The rational transparency and beauty of the universe are surely too remarkable to be treated as just happy accidents.

Just where you are-that's the place to start!

For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories.