A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Courage is the complement of fear. A man who is fearless cannot be courageous. [He is also a fool.]

A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?

Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good—and is no sillier than any other theology.

History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion — ie., none to speak of

So in my uncertainty, I went to graduate school and there it all happened

There is only two types of women in the world:1. beautiful2. very beautiful

Your intuition speaks on a higher plane than anything you’ll ever grasp.

Its too hard to make a Lion Angry... He really doesn't care what others do around him... but if you do hurt His PRIDE... He wont let you live another Day

Thursday! It can’t be! It’s too gruesome!

The only thing that bothers me is that the girls come up to me and say, "I'm dating your ex-husband." I'm happy that he's dating girls and getting out.

In love, each man is his own personal challenge.

God realizes His people need protection from the pains and heartaches of the world.

All our mortal lives are set in danger and perplexity: one day to prosper, and the next -- who knows? When all is well, then look for rocks ahead.

When you win an election, you are always inclined to believe you won for the reasons you wanted to win.