A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

The stability of the structure is directly related to the security of the foundation

I realised when it came to men, I did not pick the beautiful or the correct. I picked the wrong one.

When you share feelings with someone, or secrets, it adds a layer of complexity to even the simplest things.

A valid answer comes when the question is lived.

Freedom had no place in the Soviet System. Freedom was another word for anarchy, and that wouldn't do at all.

I have an old brain but a terrific memory.

Where are your pants, son?

God doesn’t waste anything for those who are yielded to him.

A woman can bring a new love to each man she loves, providing there are not too many.

Listen to the Lord's appeal:...Come, then, return to me and learn to know me as your father, who repays good for evil, love for injury, and boundless charity for piercing wounds.