A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

The greatest untold story is the evolution of God.

Remembering is organized for significance (not usefulness)

The retinue of a grandee in China or Indostan accordingly is, by all accounts, much more numerous and splendid than that of the richest subjects of Europe.

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.

No one has the right to destroy another person's belief by demanding empirical evidence.

I have been portrayed by actors in three television documentaries, two plays, one musical and a film. It's no fun watching yourself being traduced and imitated by an actor.

Songs lay a foundation of who I am going to be forever.

With the opening of the New Year, all the closed portals of limitations will be thrown open and I shall move through them to vaster fields, where my worthwhile dreams of life will be fulfilled.

This is a great day for France!

The question remains: which brands will commit to creating a private sector pillar of social change, and which will become casualties of their own outdated thinking?