A woman's hair net tangled in a man's spectacles on top of the bedroom dresser.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Reading is the fountain of all knowledge.

It is our collective and individual responsibility to preserve and tend to the environment in which we all live.

From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is.

The Big Hurt describes me perfectly-not as a person, but as a player. It's what I do to a baseball.

If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.

The individual's whole experience is built upon the plan of his language.

The unarmed man is not just defenseless - he is also contemptible.

I feel like I'm at a point in my career where I'm looking for something else to sink my teeth into that's interesting to me, that I can do that I can feel like I'm turning another corner.

People carry their secrets in hidden places, not on their faces. They carry suffering on their faces. Also bitterness if there’s room.

Give obedience where 'tis truly owed.