A woman's heart is just like a lithographer's stone; what is once written upon it cannot be rubbed out.

To love and win is the best thing.To love and lose, the next best.

A good laugh is sunshine in the house.

The world is a looking glass and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face.

What woman, however old, has not the bridal-favours and raiment stowed away, and packed in lavender, in the inmost cupboards of her heart?

When you look at me, when you think of me, I am in paradise.

Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.

Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.

Next to excellence is the appreciation of it.

In the midst of compassion, we find ourselves. We discover our true purpose.

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious.

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere.

What is important is that we make sure to work together, that we understand our strength comes from unity and not division.

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.

Nothing of worth or weight can be achieved with half a mind, with a faint heart, and with a lame endeavor.

There is really no end to life's little humiliations.

God is an idea that people believe in and I spend time arguing with people that subscribe to that idea(man made idea).

God is living in New York, and he's a Mets fan.

What's meant to be will always find a way.