A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

I don't think I can play any other way but all out . . . I enjoy the game so much because I'm putting so much into it.

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

Even today, if the Royals win six games all year, if they're going to go 6-156, I hope they beat the Yankees six times.

Old third basemen become first basemen, and old first basemen become designated hitters.

I am not too serious about anything. I believe you have to enjoy yourself to get the most out of your ability. I can take the criticism with the accolades. Neither affects me.

I was scared everyday I put on the uniform.

There's nothing like Opening Day. There's nothing like the start of a new season. I started playing baseball when I was seven years old and quit playing when I was 40, so it's kind of in my blood.

I could have played another year, but I would have been playing for the money, and baseball deserves better than that.

Today, however, we are having a hard time living because we are so bent on outwitting death.

I kissed fate on the cheek and she spat in my face.

Making a documentary, there are thousands of choices, all the time: the angles and the pace and the choice of characters, the choice of music.

Some things get better with age, but after a certain point, the mind isn't among them.

Buddy Holly was the geekiest looking guy in the world, but he had some really rockin tunes.

You cannot earn money from any artistic career. You have to spend all the time if you want to develop, and keep presenting shows that are always better, always new.

My characters are all "just people" - people you might know - and the things that happen are things that anybody might do if they lived on a freighter that spent most of its time in the Deep Dark.

Completion does not depend on material representation. The work is done when that special thing has been said.

Every man is under the natural duty of contributing to the necessities of the society; and this is all the laws should enforce on him.

After I was fired from Disney, I did some of the worst movies ever made...