A women's greatest asset is her beauty.

We may eventually come to realize that chastity is no more a virtue than malnutrition.

Two weeks is about the ideal length of time to retire.

An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

A meal can be an erotic experience in itself.

Remember, when you hear them beginning to say "freedom" look carefully-. see who it is they want you to butcher.

Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.

For poets that have had my luck, Seldom write when they can kiss.

It is better to lose your pride with someone you love rather than to lose that someone you love with your useless pride.

His hands fell to my hips, and his fingers dug through my rain-drenched clothes.

Holding grudges has always proven to eat away one's peace of mind.

Keep practicing, " he told her."Until I get it right?" she said. But he corrected her."No. Until you don't get it wrong.

Getting rid of the drugs doesn’t get rid of all the other ways you learned to deal with the world. It’s not that easy.

The glamour Of childish days is upon me, my manhood is cast Down in the flood of remembrance.

Tell me what you want, sweetheart … Anything. And I’ll do it.

I'm kinda saving myself for Miley Cyrus.

I called to wish you an unhappy birthday because you're evil and you lie and if you should die I may feel slightly sad, but I won't cry.

[Yahya Khan ] I have a big problem on my hands with him. I've set up a war commission to study the responsibilities inherent in the recent conflict.