A word to the wise is -- unnecessary.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

I kept thinking how they were all names of dead people, and how names are basically the only thing dead people keep.

We forget the good people do, but remember the not-so-good they might have intentionally or intentionally done !Be Brave and Forgive !

Those who are long on logic, definitions, abstractions, and formulas are frequently short on a sense of the concrete.

Hearts of oak are our ships Hearts of oak are our men.

Always remember your kid's name.

It was written without fear and without research.

You normally don't get a margin call unless your securities, minus the debt, are worth 30% or less of their nominal market value.

I am a very bottom-up thinker.

The sage knows without traveling, perceives without looking, completes without acting.

This is a new day. Begin anew to claim and create all that is good