A writer's inspiration is not just to create. He must eat three times a day.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.

Without the freedom to criticize, there is no true praise.

Plays, gentlemen, are to their authors what children are to women: they cost more pain than they give pleasure.

To obtain a woman who loves you, you must treat her as if she didn't.

It is by no means necessary to understand things to speak confidently about them.

Honest men love women; those who deceive them adore them.

Can love and peace live in the same heart? Youth is unhappy because it is faced with this terrible choice; love without peace, or peace without love.

To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness.

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.

While a rich man cannot have more than 1440 minutes a day, a clever man makes more time by using OPM or Other People's Minutes.-RVM

When we look up at the sky, we are trying to find the way back to ourselves

Old age and sickness bring out the essential characteristics of a man.

Religion's in the heart, not in the knees.

There is only one thing worse than boredom, and that is the fear of boredom.

I have literally just been in this place of zero fear. I just believe, as totally hippy bullsh*t as that sounds, anything's possible if you're willing to grab it and make it your own.

If your friends won't tell you the truth, who will?

A savage place! As holy and enchanted/As e'er beneath the waning moon was haunted/By woman wailing for her Demon Lover!

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking. Don't settle.

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.