A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

We need conscious entertainment that engage and influence its consumer to rational thinking.

Lord lead us to the right places.

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid, ' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.

Brian Cox is the nicest guy, but he's so arrogant.

When women hear each other's stories, told from the heart, it gives us inspiration to keep on going.

Knowing that Ricky Gervais will never work again means a lot to me. I'm going to make sure of it.

I should consider it a greater success to interest one wise and earnest soul, than a million unwise and frivolous.

Read good, big important things.

But honest men do not pretend to know; they are candid and sincere; they love the truth; they admit their ignorance, and they say, We do not know.

Only the very rarest of princes can endure even a little criticism, and few of them can put up with even a pause in the adulation.