A youth's knowledge is like a cheap shotgun-likely to do as much damage to the owner as to the game.

Those who think it is permissible to tell white lies soon grow color-blind.

Patience is the analogue of God's serenity.

Some folks never handle the truth without scratching it.

If you sit by the wayside waiting for Success, your knees will be too stiff to follow her when she passes.

Love is a boomerang that returns to the thrower's hand.

The bigger the dam of patience, the worse the flood when the dam breaks.

We use religion like a trolley-car--we ride on it only while it is going our way.

Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.

Long exercise, my friend, inures the mind; And what we once disliked we pleasing find.

It's hard for the majority of people to accept what they don't understand.

The ghostly winter silence had given way to the great spring murmur of awakening life.

We need to repeal and replace Obamacare. It is the largest tax in U.S. history, has proven to be a job-killer, and has driven up the cost of healthcare.

I'm not trying to make friends, I'm trying to make money.

I’d like to go out in the front yard and shout something. “None of this is worth it!” That’s what I’d like people to hear.

A leader without a title is better than a title without the ability to lead.

I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.

I love carelessly, live respectfully, speak intelligently, work passionately, trust recklessly, get hurt easily and bounce back effortlessly.