A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

The War, ' said a soldier proverb, 'will last a hundred years--five years of fighting and ninety-give of winding up the barbed wire.

I was just stock in the middle, vague and undefined.

There is no evil as terrible as a woman.

Money to a writer is time to write.

Silence is the adornment of the wise, and for the foolish the only dignity possible.

I'm probably my biggest critic. There's nothing anyone can ask of me that I haven't already asked of myself.

I've never done anybody any harm in my entire life. No need to chase girls, I've thousands of them on Top Of The Pops, thousands on Radio One.

While we shall never weary in the defense of freedom, neither shall we ever abandon the pursuit of peace.

I saw my one purpose in that moment, looking into that little girls eyes. I was the one who was meant to save her, that was my one purpose all this time.

Free will is the liberty to choose what is right according to Gods law.